Still carrying a parasite

Granted, I'm not even due yet...I have 18 more days...but I would love for this baby to come already. He is SOOOO heavy. Ty laughs at me because I have to take breaks when I walk from room to room or because I'm constantly breathing like I'm trying out for the part of Darth Vader in some Star Wars remake, but it ain't easy making another human, people!